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Kittens for Dummies hit the bookstores December 2003
and is waiting to be wrapped for Christmas giving or
stocking stuffers. What, you say? Christmas is over,
well, not for 12 more days, buddy! So get out there
and pick up several copies, ya hear?
Owning a kitten seems to be a simple responsibility, doesn't it? So why write a book about it? Well,
there really is quite a bit to know and learn as you
take care of your new family member.
So, you really don't think you need to read
the book, eh? Well, if you're too smart for this one,
try reading "Breathing for Dummes" first.
'Cause you just don't know what you just don't know!
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Kittens For Dummies
Your Kitten will thank you!
Before you right click the hell outta here,
consider how delicate and intelligent kittens really
are. They're not stupid, like your kids and you
can't kick 'em around when they get in the way. So be
careful! They need special food, not the junk
in the grocery store. They need to be trained so they
won't whiz all over your plants when you're at
work. And they need L-O-V-E! Not so simple
really, now is it?
So ya gotta buy the book, get it?
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