WARNING: Not for the Easily Offended
Christmas and Hanukkah are quickly approaching. Have you finished your shopping yet? If not, here’s my Recommended Giving List for the over-the-top cat lover (with a sense of humor). All of these items make great and affordable stocking stuffers.
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Happy Shopping! And have a Merry Christmas or Happy Hannukah!
Cat-in-a-Can Inflatable Cat
If you would like to have more kitties around the house without having to scoop more often, Cat-in-a-Can is for you. The vinyl inflatable cat comes in a 2.5-inch tall tin. A manual inflator allows you to blow up the calico to her full 12.5-inches in a minute or so. She’s easy to care for and doesn’t scratch the furniture. You’ll pay $12.90 at Amazon.com.
I gave my husband an inflatable calico last year.
Crazy Cat Lady Cat Food-Scented Soap
Bathing with this pungent soap will ensure that you are constantly in the company of cats. Each pink bar comes in a fancy gift tin. This soap really does smell like cat food. Believe it or not, it received five stars from Amazon reviewers. You can get it for $3.29.
I washed my hands with it a few minutes ago.
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
There she stands—ratty bathrobe (like mine), checkered pajama bottoms (mine are leopard print), headband (nope), wild hair (pony tail), and a fanatical look on her face (not me.) And she’s surrounded by six cats of different breeds that own her heart and soul. Two additional kittens hide underneath her hair and inside robe pocket. The poseable action figure stands 5.25-inches tall. Warning: Choking Hazard! Contains small parts. Not for kitties or children under three. You’ll pay around $12.18.
I have this action figure on my fireplace mantle.
Crazy Cat Lady Game
This is a board game that has “cat ladies” of all genders collecting and giving away kitties. Just roll the dice to acquire and lose kitties as directed by board squares and player cards. Gain more cats by landing on spaces like “Save a Cat Stuck in a Tree” and “Rescue Grumpy Old Cat from Pound.” But watch out for spaces that take cats from you like “Beware of Dog” and “Kitten Distracted by Bit of Fluff.” It comes with a game board, spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, 50 plastic cats and four Wildcat cards. Manufacturer says it’s for players 12 to 16 years of age. Don’t know many teens that would like it, but both adults and little kiddoes had a blast. Expect to pay around $16.75 from Amazon.
Wanna play?
Crazy Cat Lady Mini Milk Bottle Drinking Glasses
If you’ve ever had fresh milk delivered to your doorstep you know firsthand the undeniable appeal of a classic milk bottle. These sleek Mini Milk Bottles capture that same appeal in a 10-ounce drinking glass size. Fun artwork and the unique shape make these a great addition to your table setting. Each set includes two 6.25-inch tall glasses. You’ll pay $9.84 at Amazon.
I’ve ordered one. It’ll be here in a few days.
These are cat butt coasters for drinking glasses. Everyone needs coasters. What’s the big deal? You know the cat drinks out of your glass when you’re not looking! It’s $5.00 from Amazon.
I’m planning to order a set for special occasions.
Cat Butt Chewing Gum
This gum doesn’t smell or taste like a cat’s butt (not that I know what it tastes like. Eww) You get eight pieces of peppermint gum per box. Give it to someone you either love or loathe. A little pricey. $5.24 for eight gum squares.
Used it as a stocking stuffer a few years ago.
Mark Grace Bad Bill Butts Ornament
This three-inch porcelain snowflake-shaped ornament is perfect gift for grandparents, aunts, uncles and friends. Commemorate each holiday season with a new ornament. The adorable anal image is printed on both sides. Comes with a golden hanging cord. Only $12.75 from Amazon.
Don’t have it, but would love to hang it on my Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
Edna, Crazy Cat Lady
This Chronoscope series figure by Reaper Miniatures is entitled “Edna, Crazy Cat Lady.” It’s an elderly human lady holding a walking cane in her right hand and a cat in her left hand. It includes six separate cat figures. Some assembly may be required. Pay $5.91 at Amazon.
Don’t have it. Don’t want it.
Cat Butts Magnets & Field Guide
Just watch your cat-loving friends connect with this charming, magnetic mini kit! Five popular breeds immortalized on die-cut magnets with a bonus hairball piece, too! The Educational North American Cat Butts Field Guide rounds out this epic gift. It costs $6.95 at Amazon.
Don’t have this one. I know what a cat butt looks like
Crazy Cat Lady: A Magnetic Sculpture Kit
The Crazy Cat Lady is an icon in America. This kit celebrates that brand of kindhearted, single-minded devotion with a magnetic Crazy Cat Lady figure and 12 metal cats that will jump on her the first chance they get. Amazon’s asking $2.57 for this one.
Don’t have it.
Emergency Meow Button
Missing your cat? Caring for a kitty with laryngitis? You need an Emergency Meow Button! Just press the button and you’ll be treated to the reassuring sound of a cat’s “meow.” Great for teasing the dog. Each plastic device has a hole in the back so you can hang it on a wall. Requires two AAA batteries (not included). Pay $11.98 at Amazon.
I don’t need this one, as someone’s always talking to me.
Zombie Pet Shoppe Play Set
After a hard day of relentless pursuits and brain-eating, it’s always comforting to come home to a cute little rabid zombie pet. That’s why many zombies are shuffling over to the Zombie Pet Shoppe to find a companion. Inside, they can choose from all sorts of decaying undead pets that are looking for a home. Each set includes five 1-inch to 1.5-inch tall, hard vinyl zombie cat, dog, bird, fish and bunny. It’s an Amazon bargain at $10.99.
Not yet.
Zombie Dog Handler
This 5.5-inch tall piece is a companion piece to Edna, the Crazy Cat Lady. Buy it through Amazon for $6.66.
Nope.
Cat-Opoly
This is Monopoly with cat breeds replacing real estate names. If you like Monopoly, you’ll like it. The tokens are a milk bottle, mouse, sardines, cat food, fish, and ball of yarn. Buy it from Amazon for $26.47.
It’s okay. Not as much fun as the Crazy Cat Lady Game.Christmas and Hanukkah are quickly approaching. Have you finished your shopping yet? If not, here’s my Recommended Giving List for the over-the-top cat lover (with a sense of humor). All of these items make great and affordable stocking stuffers.



















